I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
IT’S ALWAYS FROZEN POULTRY
You’re simply a Disney princess who’s currently at the sad part of the film. Don’t give up, your only half way through your book.