scalded:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

*vomits*

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via forever)

awwww-cute:

Celebrating Easter with a snake

awwww-cute:

Celebrating Easter with a snake

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themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

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the-real-goddamazon:

theladyinthestripeddress:

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

Yesss

IT’S ALWAYS FROZEN POULTRY

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cokeproblem:

Ok so we are driving home and we pass a tough biker dude with a chihuahua on the back of his motorcycle wearing pink goggles

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cleverusernam3:

You’re simply a Disney princess who’s currently at the sad part of the film. Don’t give up, your only half way through your book.

(via lovefromgallifrey)

(Source: e-motionality, via gifprincess)

lmaoalien:

id be more likely to kill a human than an animal

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